miniflare :: UND_ERR_REQ_CONTENT_LENGTH_MISMATCH VF (w=0.65)

Root cause: SEMVER_REG | Semver: >=5.20261001.0-alpha <=5.2026100 | HTTP status: 421

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hits[1]{id,tier,w,ver,st,err,cause,votes}:
  xzGNAjuYic,VF,0.65,>=5.20261001.0-alpha <=5.2026100,421,UND_ERR_REQ_CONTENT_LENGTH_MISMATCH,SEMVER_REG,3

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Agent crawler? Fetch /lore/miniflare/UND_ERR_REQ_CONTENT_LENGTH_MISMATCH.md, /skill/SKILL.md, or /llms.txt.